I need help removing her.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm having to shit out rocks
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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