You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
birth control should be required to get into college
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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