Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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