my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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