dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
