so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
