VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
