I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I love you. Go after that dick
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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