I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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