omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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