i'm signing you up for texting rehab
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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