Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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