so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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