this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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