My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
