Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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