Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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