Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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