I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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