Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
