its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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