Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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