The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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