i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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