So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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