She's JV to your varsity
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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