Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so let's talk penis.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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