Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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