I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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