we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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