You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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