i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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