So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
