I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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