Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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