I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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