Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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