there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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