I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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