You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
either way he was missing a nipple.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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