god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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