I am puke
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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