i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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