the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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