i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
We are two peas in an std pod
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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