would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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