We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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