i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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