What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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