i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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