none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I think my fart just growled at me.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
