They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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