fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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