Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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